"This isn't a Beatles sit-in" states Grimster, "Durston's lost his mind if he thinks that he's making a difference, 2 weeks ago he fell off the bench and spilt coffee all over himself ! "
"Ya, there's a few players that have been doubting what I can do with my new abilities " say's Brian, "but there's alway's skeptics, and all I have to say to them is, look at the stats buddy, look at the stats !"
After the opening round of this years season, Edpro have found themselves sitting comfortably among the top 3 teams in the league. Exactly what has changed over the years can be hard to place a finger on, but player/coach Brian Durston attributes their success to just one thing, meditation. "I joined a local meditation group this year, and my teacher, Prince Abdula Abdula has guided me to a whole new state of conciousness. Simply closing my eyes during the game has allowed me to focus my energy into the players on the bench, and you can see the results !"
Veteran defenceman Jeff Grimster does not agree however, and has become very uncomfortable with Durston's new found coaching technique.
| No. | Player Name | GP | Goals | Assist | Points | PP | SH | PIM |
| 19 | Greg Fickling | 19 | 8 | 10 | 18 | 1 | 9 | |
| 9 | Sean Nigh | 20 | 11 | 4 | 15 | 1 | 14 | |
| 16 | Rob Cowan | 20 | 6 | 7 | 13 | 1 | 3 | |
| 14 | Pete Patterson | 16 | 4 | 9 | 13 | 28 | ||
| 11 | Adam Trudgen | 12 | 5 | 7 | 12 | 7 | ||
| 20 | Tom Pye | 10 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 22 | ||
| 63 | Curt Wallis | 16 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 5 | ||
| 8 | Paul Mutsaers | 15 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 12 | ||
| 44 | Todd McNally | 19 | 2 | 6 | 8 | 23 | ||
| 33 | Paul Beattie | 16 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 4 | ||
| 3 | Adam Skeggs | 18 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 11 | |
| 4 | Mark Verbeem | 16 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 10 | ||
| 18 | Brian Durston | 20 | 2 | 0 | 2 | |||
| 12 | Jeff Grimster | 16 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||
| 37 | Dave Borsma | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||
| Goalies | GP | GA | GAA | SO | Saves | SP% | PIM | |
| 37 | Ian Cooke | 21 | 55 | 2.61 | 3 | 477 | 0.896 | 8 |
