To say Rocky Flats have been struggling as of late would be a massive understatement, the black & orange team that used to power their way into the "A" division playoffs has become a small threat to most teams this season. Frustrating as the year has been however, the team still remains in good spirits, aside from the veteran forward Benny Arts.

Arts, whose hockey career will be remembered for untimely penalties and game ejections, made it quite clear to the team on Sunday that he was considering a change of colours. Team spokesman, and famous brother Ron Arts stated that Ben basically threatened the team with this news for no other reason than to offset his massive ego. "Even when we played road hockey as kids, Benny had to be on the better team or he wouldn't play at all".